she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours