Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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