I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids