If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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