Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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