Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Someone shit on the floor
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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