hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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