He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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