no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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