If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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