Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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