he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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