like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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