i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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