I got chris browned last night
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Come see our sink grown plant.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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I could fuck to npr.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
i think im in europe. pls send help
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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