why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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