I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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