Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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