I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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