uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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