Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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