I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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