fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
