drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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