Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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