Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
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When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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