Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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