Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
be right there i have to get my cape
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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