I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize