So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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