i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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