I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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