i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
