Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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