At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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