Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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