I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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