Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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