She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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