She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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