Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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