But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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