She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
