Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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