love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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