Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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