Your tits are I can't wait for
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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