The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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