Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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