her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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