Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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