fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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