Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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