hotel room ftw
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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