So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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