She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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