just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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