My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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