I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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