I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
look no pants
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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